Will.I.Am’s Lost Finale

A few weeks ago Black Eyed Pea’s frontman Will.I.Am tweeted the following:

”Biggest upsets of the past 2 months… 1. The ending of lost 2. Brazil losing to holland 3. The ending of lost 5. The ending of lost”

”I waited 6 years for lost’s disappointing ending…I know I’m late…but wow…I could have written a better finally then that…”

From these tweets we learn that not only is Will.I.Am terrible at spelling and a Brazil fan, but he also believes that he could have written a better ending to Lost. This got me thinking: What would a Lost finale written by Will.I.Am be like? Here is what I think would happen:

- The island is actually an enormous tomb holding the bodies of The Black Eyed Peas, put there originally by the ancient Egyptians, who come back to life when the world runs out of ‘phunk’.
- The blue and white Dharma Volkswagon is a transformer, who teams up with Will.I.Am to battle the smoke monster, which is actually the physical embodiment Will.I.Am’s hatred for Perez Hilton.
- Hurley and that guy in The Black Eyed Peas with long hair bond over having long hair.
- Kate and Fergie bond over having ‘humps’ and how much fun it is to get men ‘love drunk’ off their ‘humps’.
- Through the power of electro-hip-hop music and Will.I.Am, Fergie and those other two guys in The Black Eyed Peas, the dead castaways are all brought back to life and return home.

That would have been better, right? 

[thebubblegumgang]

23 July 2010 ·

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